Valdés and Pinto : get into the same bag to the two goalkeepers, they are just kinkis both and have been distributed minutes at these meetings. One already knew their pimps. Who does not remember if Valdés outside Mou grabbing the neck when he removed them with Inter's Champions League final. In these four classic infarction has not been getting so fully in any fight, but not because we have lacked enthusiasm, but because the involvement of its partners in these tasks collaboration has made it unnecessary. Pinto was that this time it has taken over. Specialist goalkeeper to be expelled without jumping into the field several times, returned to give the note, beating Real Madrid and the coaching staff do not know if a player of Madrid on the way to tunnel. Pinto, expelled without playing a minute. Now that's a classic.
Busquets : a guy who has time to fake an average of two serious assaults per game, all in the face, without being touched in any face. It even has the nerve to try follow the game from the ground while disguised, to ensure that it has achieved its purpose. Wait until the innocent are being shown the opposing player and continue playing. Also known to call "monkey monkey" Marcelo covering her mouth. Promote the good vibes and tolerance of races are your major goals, as shown. 
Piqué: not content with taking a hand in provoking the Bernabeu after the league match of the round, is bundled with insults Madrid players after the match back. That if the cup of your king, if your league have already won English, españolitos, blah, blah. Drop the jargon independence and embarrassing and, consistent with their behavior and ideology, denying cowardly acts on his twitter. Piqué, your airs of chulito see you since you came to Barca, who were not yet one and I thought you were God. And when many Madrid fans read what you said that day, we were not surprised at all. We were saddened, but if they had any of us imagined, that was you.
Puyol: is the capital of Barca, is a tough guy, which is needed if necessary, strip the floor for the ball to recover risking the type. That is its unique profile, but lately do not seem to hit much with the image that the FARC trying to sell themselves. In recent meetings however left her pearls. It resvala / pulled ahead of Di Maria in an action in which the latter was grappling with danger and had not touched Puyol. The referee (of course) lack whistled as Puyol always wanted since I was overwhelmed by the speed of "noodle." But without doubt the ugliest was the gesture that took in the final of the Copa del Rey, where not long or half a second in the medal off neck that had hung His Majesty the King. Do not wait to get off the field. On stage same, with a couple of cuyons. If you look in the dictionary definition of "sore loser" aperecerá you (or should) a pixelated image (to avoid hurt feelings) of removing Puyol fronted the medal as a child crying. [Unfortunately, I found the picture of that moment unfortunate]
Mascherano: Cristiano as well said the other day, is new to the club, but like everything it touches Barca soon has become m **** (we all know what was going to put). Pretend not to ever, has come to occupy the top 3 of most theater people of Barca players. Le holes in the shoulder and pain in the face, unless it is he who takes the ball under control. In this case you feel you've played at all ... Its adaptation to non-Catalans values \u200b\u200bis quite commendable, though.
Alves: arrive at one of the highlights. Is able to pretend that you have left tibia, writhing in pain to be drawn until the referee expelled Pepe (unfairly, but he would have played), still cries a little longer, wait for falling attendances, leave on a stretcher and the second, return to the field fully recovered. Alves is a regular on this performance, but I will not waste more time with him, for the image of him rolling like a top with his leg intact and trying to fool half the world is already well known. Has been portrayed as what it is.
Xavi Hernandez: future Barca coach here a few years without doubt, copy the modus operandi of Il Philosopher Guardiola. Always talking about "the ball", "The Game", "tactics", the benefits of Ceuta FC, respect for the sport, etc. etc. Always, except when he loses. Then all that good talk falls on deaf ears and it is the language saying things like "Today, football has lost" (after losing to Real Madrid in the final of the Copa del Rey). Also in the field has been heating the room (like the rest) and even have some players rifirafe with Madrid. While it does not become as nasty as any of his teammates, it has become clear that it has, as he likes to say, the "DNA Barça" in all its glory. Do not hesitate, Xavi.
Iniesta: the truth is that if one is being fought him. The kid has not gotten into no trouble, is this good people who never explain how you finish Barca and Barca being so. The fact is that is the exception that proves the rule. Probably because Madrid was small, it is nationalist Albacete and has no hair, or his character so right that sometimes it is dull, dull.
Villa : wanted to cum to Madrid. It seemed a nice guy, scored goals in the selection of Sporting's youth system, a good citizen. Among bells and whistles at the end did not come to Madrid and had no better idea than signing for the FARC. As one who sells his soul to the devil, Villa and has not been the same. Not so good, it does not mark many goals. But it's over is not far from the friendly guy that might appear long ago. Has brought out the essence Barcelona. Friction was important in these classics, especially with Arbeloa, who had food where the head because he was not going Villa and multiply. In one of these rogue tested (in Madrid sinvergonzada call it) to throw himself to seek the missing as is his custom. I do not remember now if the referee awarded or not failure, but not Ramos Arbeloa or swallowed with this hoax and do not waste any more time left him lying on the grass as if he had been shot. They lifted him by the arms (of the best images of these classic) and infuriated Villa Arbeloa was faced with, which previously had walked the first leg while still on the ground (if he did love each other, she should not have and do not recognize it hurts me).
Pedrito : continue with him, and he comes in handy. Well, this also stepped on the leg while on the ground (was Marcelo, if I remember correctly, but not surprise me that I had not seen. I myself have spent some time playing a pachanga ... Both guy on the floor, is normal.) However, the real question is why what was on the floor? You guessed it. Was faking an attack lacking. Although it was not only the canary, already a specialist in these conflicts. Must continue to practice if you want to reach the level of finesse of Alves, but the boy pointed ways. The final stage is their business. At the bottom left of the image as the largest attack suffered Pedro in all matches.
Messi: Messi always talked about as antithetical to Christian. Well another myth that has fallen. In reality, pretending to counter aggression and spit it had done before of these four classics. For those who follow him closely but did reaffirm what it is. When you put the thing chunga, piscinazo up, piscinazo down. U hurt me here, oh it hurts me there. And if you do not get to that ball, as I'm crushed, I shot a blow from a ball into the stands to see if labor will face some Madrid. I turn around and do not apologize either then or never. And I'm going away with it, obviously, because I'm from the FARC.
Guardiola: is the benchmark for all players in the squad. For the most nationalist of the team is a living example of how play an entire career without feeling the color selection. He has done, now speaking of Catalonia as a "home" and nobody dares to criticize. Hypocrisy in its purest form is ignored if you are the bald. Never talk about the referees, except when he criticizes or yells right decisions for the earpiece. Never enter into polemics, except when given a smack about a coach of a smaller rival team. He never speaks out of character in his press conferences except when he decided to say "is the master and PUTO PUTO boss" was something polite and cautious. But above all, and that if that is consistent, never show his face. Never assume their mistakes, their congratulations and praise the opponent are so exaggerated that they are not created or my cousin 8 years. When there is any play or controversial decision that benefits your team does not have the guts to even comment. This is the worst of all, no doubt. He is the leader of this pack of cheaters with class. It is tricky even without playing (as evidence, when he pretended that he had given Christian in the head in the Barça-Madrid in the first leg of the League).
could go on and on, but I'm tired. Remember, though, that if any of you thought this little, not to forget the most important: the UEFA, the biggest ally of the FARC. Villar , Platini and UNICEF, who also goes there and cargazo put together with Joan Laporta , Gaspart and as many Catalans who have the more corrupt than ever UEFA. Arbitrations are always home and contributes to the FARC in the key moments. It never fails. The slogan is clear.
And now, if a FC Barcelona has been offended, I apologize, but it is what it is. If it's something you say "congratulations on the Champions" (which is already a miracle except yours) ... Although I do not know if it's something to be proud. Winning a tournament with these players, the coach and this way of acting ... Almost makes me want to comfort them. Condolences or congratulations, as given. I am going to the Bernabeu to see 9 we have. ¡Hala Madrid!
